That's what I was trying to do! [ UGHHH, Roland is so judgy! Tidus settles back down onto his butt, as if getting back into the position he was before the kick. Except- ] But then I missed. And now I'm dead. You really gonna stand there and pick on a dead guy?

[ Is that your style, Roland? It sure is Tidus's style to bicker needlessly, sitting cross-legged for about five seconds before he decides screw it, and gets right back up. ]

Let's just start over. Or do you want me to practice disarming you now?

[ #thing roland has been speaking about for a minute or two now ]