[ He audibly scoffs at that, like he's laughing at an old memory that's funny or amusing. And in a way, it was. He feels his age when Tidus mentions things like this. How would he react, he wonders...? ] Hey, you asked me out. Way to woo me, kid. [ ALSO WOW APOLOGIZE TO THE ELVES, YOU DELINQUENT ] Princess or not, I think I've done all there is to do on the dating scene, thanks.

[ Sorry to ruin your plans bro, but Roland's mage just straight up burned through a whole area covered in grass and ivy, and the clearing it reveals has the mother of all bats - a mini-boss that could have been avoided had he not wandered in 8) He swears in real life - just a short and sweet dammit! - and the fight evolves into a real struggle. Isn't this just pleasant? ] We're coming, princess! Sorry, my bad. Can we run away? [ Look at his mage try to jump out of a fight. He doesn't realize that to run away, he's going to have to just literally, run his character out of bounds until the meter on top of his head fills up. ]

Blitzball... [ He tests it out, words foreign on his tongue. ] How do you play?